Sherlock Holmes and the Speckled Band

Venue 5 – Son of Warehouse

 

Putting on my Sherlock Holmes hat, my suspicion with this production is that the actors couldn't decide whether to play Sherlock Holmes straight up, or turn it into a comedy, so they tried to do both and wound up doing neither very well.  There is so much wrong with this play that it is difficult to know where to start.  Alan Fehr plays Watson and the sister of the murdered woman.  As Watson, he is completely uninteresting, speaking in a conversational manner that could hardly be called acting.  As the sister he speaks with a preposterous, vaguely Southern accent, and overacts so much that it is difficult to concentrate on what he is saying.  Ashley Toews as Sherlock Holmes is somewhat more assured, but still barely changes her tone or slightly smug expression throughout, giving no indication that one of the greatest minds in history is sorting through the clues and solving the mystery. The script is hopeless, opening with the characters repeating the phrase "knocked up" several times before Watson catches the meaning, and proceeding at one point to Holmes and Watson playing twenty questions while they wait for a signal. In the first scene featuring Holmes and the murdered woman's sister, she treats him with disdain, and in their next scene together inexplicably begins hitting on him in a most lecherous manner. Add to this a monotonous voice over being employed twice for exposition, and an interminably long scene where the lights are dimmed and a clock ticks while the actors on stage do nothing, and you begin to get some idea of the problems with the script.

 

I recently saw an interview with Gore Vidal where he was asked about his doing reviews, and he stated he did them "only to praise".  Inspired by this I resolved to find something good to say in all of my reviews.  The best I can come up with for this production is that it only costs five bucks (if you see it during a matinee), and the actors don't take themselves too seriously.

 

- Terry Moor UMFM